What are you so anxious about? It’s just a diaper. It’s not like it’s

What are you so anxious about? It’s just a diaper. It’s not like it’s even all swollen and saggy yet! Oh, the neighbors aren’t going to see. How could they over the fence? Now get out there and play. Maybe go on the swing or jump on the trampoline. We’re not going inside until Mommy’s special medicine helps you make a big present in your pampers.

xoxo