justapurrcat:t-lostinworlds:Helicopter Wannabe | Peter Parker (Social Media AU)⊱ ────.⋅♚ *

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t-lostinworlds:

Helicopter Wannabe | Peter Parker (Social Media AU)

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》PAIRING: mcu!peter parker x female!reader
》SYNOPSIS: Peter never knows what will hit him when it comes to your random thoughts after midnight.
》 WARNINGS: crack, suggestive themes, mentions of sex, dirty/sexual/bad jokes, and just my insanity overall

✩ PETER PARKER MASTERLIST ✩ MAIN MASTERLIST ✩

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A/N: yes, i will escort myself to jail thank you very much SKSKSKS, this deadass came out of nowhere and i haven’t been able to stop laughing ever since. just the image i have in my head LMAAAO hope you guys enjoy my unhinge-ness.

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You had my attention at the “do a split on your dick” line but then things escalated and you captured me in my entirety and now I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PURE CHAOS I LOVE IT

IT REALLY DID ESCALATE LMAO we love pure chaos in this house sksks i’m glad you enjoyed it sweets!! <3