#thank yoooooou
Helicopter Wannabe | Peter Parker (Social Media AU)
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》PAIRING: mcu!peter parker x female!reader
》SYNOPSIS: Peter never knows what will hit him when it comes to your random thoughts after midnight.
》 WARNINGS: crack, suggestive themes, mentions of sex, dirty/sexual/bad jokes, and just my insanity overall✩ PETER PARKER MASTERLIST ✩ MAIN MASTERLIST ✩
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A/N: yes, i will escort myself to jail thank you very much SKSKSKS, this deadass came out of nowhere and i haven’t been able to stop laughing ever since. just the image i have in my head LMAAAO hope you guys enjoy my unhinge-ness.
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©t-lostinworlds, 2022 ✘ I do NOT give any permission to repost, translate, & use any of my works (writings, gifs, dividers, etc.) on any platform, with credit or otherwise. Please respect that. Thank you.
You had my attention at the “do a split on your dick” line but then things escalated and you captured me in my entirety and now I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PURE CHAOS I LOVE IT
IT REALLY DID ESCALATE LMAO we love pure chaos in this house sksks i’m glad you enjoyed it sweets!! <3
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