Giant Hornet: My horoscope said something had to change today. I would wake up and start that d

Giant Hornet: My horoscope said something had to change today. I would wake up and start that diet, strengthen my resolve to quit smoking, behead less bees, and so on. I don’t know what I want to change into though. If something has to change today I think it might be my subscription to horoscope.com. I only signed up to impress a lesbian.