People Somehow Shocked that Frozen 2 is HappeningAfter Disney announced this morning that a sequel t

People Somehow Shocked that Frozen 2 is Happening

After Disney announced this morning that a sequel to its hit animated movie Frozen is in the works, many fans remained surprised that the franchise will continue, despite the obvious signs that a sequel was inevitable.

“I can’t believe it,” said Joyce McClennan, 17, clearly unaware of the greedy tendencies that define the capitalist pig that is the Walt Disney Company.  “Like, I thought they would stop.  Everyone’s over it.”

Disney CEO Bob Iger commented, “Lol with all the shit this movie is getting us?  All the money we’ve invested? And people STILL thought we would stop at just one movie?  Bitch, you trippin.”

Armed conflict is expected to ensue between the Frozen and Anti-Frozen fandoms.(x).