And then there’s me. I’m Crystal, new to MA on Warped, but I’ve been helping steer

And then there’s me. I’m Crystal, new to MA on Warped, but I’ve been helping steer this ship for about the last 9 months. I hail from the murder mitten, the dirty D… good ol’ Detroit. I’m out for blood this year. My job is to make sure that we get in, up, bank, out, on the road in timely fashion, and keep everyone smiling, paid, and smelling great.  Profit is the name of the game this summer. Typical of any tour, there is a “tour mom”, and I epitomize the title. Mean mom comes out from hiding sometimes, when something really grinds my gears the wrong way, but that wrath is short lived, and for the most part I’m a gray cloud of sarcastic sunshine and eternal gab. Bring me a iced chai with soy and I might kiss you.

photo cred: Ashley Osborn