Hi sweetie! Oh my goodness, that is one full diapee! Well, at least we know the incontinence drugs w

Hi sweetie! Oh my goodness, that is one full diapee! Well, at least we know the incontinence drugs worked, huh? I swear it’s only been about ten minutes since you finished your lunch, and it’s already ended up in your pants! But your diaper’s not quite hanging off your hips just yet, so I think you can wait for a change…

What’s that, baby? You want me to let you go? Awww, I’m sorry honey but I can’t do that. I know some people might call it kidnapping but I prefer to think of it as adopting! Besides, the effects of all those drugs I’ve given you are permanent, sweetie. Really, what kind of life could you have as a grown man who pees and poops his pants, walks with a toddle, and speaks in an adorable baby voice? I bet all your old friends would laugh themselves silly if they ever saw the new you! Much better to stay here with me and live as the big, silly two-year-old I’ve turned you into.

Uh-uh, little boy! I understand you’re upset, but if you keep acting fussy, Mommy will have no choice but to spank you! I don’t tolerate tantrums in this house, mister. You have to forget about your old life and focus on your new one. Mommy has the rest of your afternoon all planned out. First a breastfeed and some cuddles, then a nap, then dinner, and finally a diaper change before bed! Doesn’t that sound nice?