Come on, let’s get going! We’ve still got plenty of shopping to do, baby. Why are you da

Come on, let’s get going! We’ve still got plenty of shopping to do, baby. Why are you dawdling?

Yes honey, I know you’ve got a dirty diaper. I saw you squatting and making scrunchy faces in the aisle earlier. Plus I can see you’ve pooped from the way your diaper’s sagging almost to your knees, silly! It’s obvious to anyone who looks at you that you’ve made boom-booms. Why do you think I don’t let you wear anything over your diapers when we go out? It’s so I can tell when you need a change!

What’s that? Are we going to a changing room? No sweetie. I said it’s so Ican tell when you need a change, and I’ve decided you don’t need one just yet. That diaper’s sagging pretty heavily, but they’re ultra-thick for a reason and I think they can take at least one more wetting and messing before they need to be swapped out for a clean one. Now let’s go, baby. If you don’t get that little tushy moving, you’ll be staying in that stinky diapee until bedtime!