Come on, honey. Show Mommy how you make tinkles in your training potty like a big boy. Show me how m

Come on, honey. Show Mommy how you make tinkles in your training potty like a big boy. Show me how mature you are! I know you had a widdle accident in your pull-ups earlier, but you can still keep them mostly dry today.

No silly, of course you can’t use the toilet! That’s for real grown-ups like Mommy. Overgrown toddlers like you have to go pee-pee in their potties instead, okay? Mommy’s been very nice by not sending you all the way back to diapers, so be grateful. Not every man is lucky enough to be allowed the bladder control of a three-year-old. Or would you rather I threw away your pull-ups and had the regression centre make you totally incontinent?

That’s what I thought. Now make your tinkles, sweetie. Mommy doesn’t have all day. If you make pee-pee now, I’ll even let you play with my boobies for a bit. There’s a good boy! Nothing gets you to behave like the promise of getting to play with your favourite toys! Typical male! Finish going potty sweetie, then Mommy will wipe your little pecker clean and you can have some boobie time, okay?