What’s that, sweetie? You need a diaper change? Well of course you do, silly boy! I swear that

What’s that, sweetie? You need a diaper change? Well of course you do, silly boy! I swear that diaper is never clean and dry when I check it!

Awww, look how red you’ve gone! Mommy’s big stwong boyfwiend can’t stop making boom-booms in his diapee-wipees, can he? No hims can’t! Hims is just a widdle stinky-pants now! Ever since Mommy made him watch that special hypnotic conditioning video, huh honey?

Poor baby, you look so sad about losing your potty training… But I don’t think you’re going to be cheating on me anymore, are you little guy? No lady’s gonna look twice at you now. Women like a guy with a big bulge in his pants, but not when that bulge is from his dirty diaper! Go back to playing with your toys, sweetie. Mommy will change you later. Right now I’ve got to get ready for my date!