Cuddle time, little one! Why don’t you lie down and rest your head on my chest, sweetie? All t

Cuddle time, little one! Why don’t you lie down and rest your head on my chest, sweetie? All the daycare workers here are really good cuddlers, you’ll find. You can even have a little nap!

Oh? You don’t want to cuddle? Well, that’s okay baby. I know you’re upset because that hypnotic conditioning program we made you watch took away your potty training. It must be so humiliating having to wear diapers as an adult, waddling around with your potty taped around your waist, helplessly peeing and pooping your pants like a baby. But you’re not an adult, sweetie. Not anymore. You’re just a big baby with a full diaper.

Awww, are you trying to hold in your tears, honey? Well I’m afraid you’re not going to be able to do that for much longer. The next hypnotic conditioning program is going to take away all your silly emotional control. When you’re angry, you’ll throw a tantrum. When you’re hungry, you’ll fuss. And when you’re upset, you’ll come running into my arms for a cuddle! If you’re lucky, I’ll even lift up my shirt and let you have a suckle on my boobies. Doesn’t that sound adorable?