Mr. Tochterman, I simply don’t see how these numbers are acceptable. Are you aware that in

Mr. Tochterman, I simply don’t see how these numbers are acceptable. Are you aware that in the last 24 hours, according to this spreadsheet, you have only given me ONE treat? Until this trend normalizes, and treat output has at least quadrupled, I’m afraid I’m going to have to put you on probation. Additionally, I am requiring you to attend the next Remedial Treat Dispensation seminar, that you may improve this abysmal performance.

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