Mr. Tochterman, I simply don’t see how these numbers are acceptable. Are you aware that in the last 24 hours, according to this spreadsheet, you have only given me ONE treat? Until this trend normalizes, and treat output has at least quadrupled, I’m afraid I’m going to have to put you on probation. Additionally, I am requiring you to attend the next Remedial Treat Dispensation seminar, that you may improve this abysmal performance.
Hello, I believe you were looking for a volunteer with the Chicken Utilization and Disposal project? I’d like to oversee that one personally, actually. I’d be happy to assist you in the proper utilization of chicken resources.
#tbt to Lilikoi’s business retreat to Deception Pass, Washington, where she was stunned to find our profit margins on the return on investment on balls thrown was 100 percent!