“What did you say these are?  Pearlyhose?? I’ve never heard of them before&hell

“What did you say these are?  Pearlyhose?? I’ve never heard of them before… They feel amazing… I feel…oh…the Pearlyhose are…uh… need to…oh…uh…can’t stop…can’t help myself…!…oh…”

Pearlyhose always wins