hollowsart:Foul mouthed salesman got turned into a kid friendly muppet. man can’t even swear a

hollowsart:

Foul mouthed salesman got turned into a kid friendly muppet. man can’t even swear anymore. just says a bunch of funny gibberish words and flails around.

sells you a jar of glitter, yarn, and buttons. it doesn’t do anything but it’s pretty and makes a neat sound when you shake it.

here’s some funny gifs to imagine him in, because he absolutely moves like this:

[I’LL BE IN MY(Trailer)!]
[KeyGen]
[Me? …Friends?]