”Last week I gave a reading at a club where people were armed with Nerf guns and threatened to

”Last week I gave a reading at a club where people were armed with Nerf guns and threatened to shoot if they didn’t like what they heard. I was prouder than I should have been when they didn’t shoot.

Sam’s Club, by most accounts, is a step up from a Nerf assault, but it’s depressing like all things Walmart.”

Remembering the worst book signing ever: Lori Jakiela on the time Sam’s Club confused her for Miss America.