#sams club

”Last week I gave a reading at a club where people were armed with Nerf guns and threatened to shoot if they didn’t like what they heard. I was prouder than I should have been when they didn’t shoot.

Sam’s Club, by most accounts, is a step up from a Nerf assault, but it’s depressing like all things Walmart.”

Remembering the worst book signing ever: Lori Jakiela on the time Sam’s Club confused her for Miss America.

turned 1 today!

On this day later I made this account. I did that to kickstart the blog and establish it for around 100 followers. Around that time I was outlining the timeline into chapters for the CancerChaser story. The name Walhartonsclub is a pun on Walhart the Conqueror from Fire Emblem Awakening and Sam’s Club, a membership exclusive warehouse club supermarket extension of Walmart (similar to Bj’s or Costco), which sounds like Walhart.