“I need feminism because… I shouldn’t have to hide my boobs!&rdqu

“I need feminism because… I shouldn’t have to hide my boobs!”

Alright, I’m going to ignore any sort of sexualization of boobs or whether they are or aren’t sexual organs arguments. I’m going to look at the realistic implications of legalising female toplessness:

- Forcefully groping someones breasts will no longer fall under the category of sexual assault. It will simply be physical assault, which will receive a significantly smaller punishment than the latter.

- If someone familiar to you gives you a hug, and as their arms wrap around you they end up grabbing the sides of your naked breasts instead of your shoulders, don’t expect to have any solid ground to report them. No, touching your boobs would be as un-offensive as touching your shoulders. I hope you are comfortable with a small amount friendly fondling.

- Now that your boobs are on display, you need to accept the fact that people will comment on them. In the same way that people comment on your dress style, your hair, your arms, your legs, your piercings, your tan, your face, your feet, or anything else that you choose to uncover and put on display, they will also begin to comment on your breasts. 
Here are some questions you should expect to receive when you go topless:

• “You should probably even out your bra tan”
• “you boobs look more veiny than mine”
• “Why are your nipples so dark?”
• “What size are you?”
• “Are you worried about your boobs going saggy without a bra?”
• “Your boobs are tiny/massive!”
• “Your nipples are tiny/massive!”
• “I find it so fascinating watching your boobs bounce up and down”
• “You should probably pluck those hairs around your areola”
• “You have a bit of acne there (points), maybe you should try X to clear it up”
• “They look a bit… droopy”

- Topless scenes will be acceptable for children’s movies and television. If being topless is as natural and as un-offensive as wearing a shirt, I don’t see why anyone would think this is unreasonable. We can have great time watching cartoons of women with breasts that defy physics. Our young girls, who won’t even have breasts at this stage, are going to have a great time hitting puberty.

- Now that we have legalized baring our breasts publicly, we cannot discriminate and put an age limit on this issue. This included teenies. Yes, those preteen girls with their little buds will be flouncing them around for any pedophile to fantasise over. Yes, those same pedophiles could even take photos of her, not directly of course, but she will be in the photo none the less. They can then take those photos home and wank all over it. The best part about it, feminists have made it legal for this to happen because of their bare-breast campaign.

- You can’t even keep photography of female toplessness illegal, because it is currently legal to have men topless in photographs. If you tried illegalize female toplessness yet keep male toplessness legal, than that would be discrimination and not equality. As we all know, feminism is about equality, right?

- fraudulentfeminist