Finally after 2 days of feeding me bullshit and putting me thru emotional hell, he shows up with thi

Finally after 2 days of feeding me bullshit and putting me thru emotional hell, he shows up with this and says, 

“Sorry, I wanted to get you good shit.” 

Translated: “Can we pretend I wasn’t a total ass fuck? “ 

Umm, no. You are officially a fuckboy.