“Really?  Hypnotic Brainwashing using Hair Salons?  And Fashion Boutiques?  And

“Really?  Hypnotic Brainwashing using Hair Salons?  And Fashion Boutiques?  And that silly idea about pantyhose taking over the world?  You, my dear have been reading too much fantasy nonsense on the internet.  Now just sit right down here so I can talk some sense into you…!”