mr-candyman-3: I’m having a barbecue this weekend and because I found CuntMelanie sitting on t

mr-candyman-3:

I’m having a barbecue this weekend and because I found CuntMelanie sitting on the furniture again today, she has been “volunteered” to the Urine Pit Cunt. She is buried in a small clearing behind the bushes at the back of the garden. 50 of my friends and family are due to arrive this evening and everyone will make use of her whenever they need a piss. It’s obviously more difficult to piss in her mouth as the evening goes on, especially for the women, who usually piss all over her head, on her hair and in her eyes, now matter how close they are squatting to her mouth. She is going to stink of urine for weeks !