As a matter of fact beauty standards are constantly changing. At first it’s difficult to compr

As a matter of fact beauty standards are constantly changing. At first it’s difficult to comprehend, but you have to adapt or get left behind, putting yourself at risk of no potential partner. The gays and girls want a certain type of man and it certainly isn’t a wimpy skinny nerd.

Here’s the thing. you want to be that man desperately: Going to the gym 6 days a week, narrowing your academic ambitions, plumping your lips, cultivating your obedience. You’re nothing but a jock dummy and you love it. A clueless meathead in the streets but a sexual beast in the bed.

You hate to conceal your cock with fabric, you anticipate the moment when you can just let off some steam and let your cock bounce up and down freely. If you were a politician bro, you would like totally pass a bill legalizing public male nudity wouldn’t you bro? You’re arrogant too bro, you think everyone you speak to wants to rip off your clothes at any moment, probably because in reality they do.

The so called ‘Gym bug’ coined by daytime news anchors is supposedly plaguing the minds of insecure young men. As a gym bro its your responsibility to mentor the next generation, teach them how to lift, tell them how to dress bro: backwards cap, glasses, gym stringer with gym shorts. Soon enough they’ll be certified pussy magnets just like you bro.

But you’re not just a pussy magnet bro, as a bro you represent sexual freedom. If there are no girls around who cares if you wanna hook up with a guy? A muscle bull like you gotta get release from somewhere…