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Happy 4/20!
I have dakimakura of Norman Osborn, Otto Octavius, and Peter “Lil’ PeePee” Parker up for adoption. These were all custom commission designs, but now they’re available to EVERYONE to snuggle with! I know I’M having great conversations with my Norman over candlelit dinners.
- SHOCKandALIENATE your family when they discover these body pillows of EVIL, GERIATRIC MEN(and one spider-lad) in your bed!
- Fire back and tell them Spider-Man 2002 is the greatest movie of all time!
- Otto and Norman come as individual character pillowcases, or together on the front and back of the same pillowcase.
- Peter comes as a single pillowcase with two slightly different unmasked vs battle-damaged designs on the front and back.
(And don’t forget to grab an ergonomic mousepad while you’re at it!)
As somewhat of a fan of geriatric scientists myself, please believe me when I say Scumsuck has produced a wondrous thing here.
Can confirm:
- velvety soft
- will listen to your every last rambling detail
- can provide two hotties (with an o and a t) for the price of one
Warning my friends ahead of time: I’m not shutting up about this for at LEAST a month.
Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:11:26
