Mom: You’re such a pen hoarder! Some of your pens are already running out of ink! Why don&

Mom: You’re such a pen hoarder! Some of your pens are already running out of ink! Why don’t you dispose them or buy a refill instead of struggling with them and keeping them in your drawer?

Me: I believe that all pens should be able to live their ink life to the fullest.

Mom: Oh, I see. So you’re not a pen hoarder. You’re a crazy pen lady.