Hotel Opens For Guests Waiting in Line for Test TrackFollowing a string of guest complaints and deat

Hotel Opens For Guests Waiting in Line for Test Track

Following a string of guest complaints and deaths, Disney Imagineering has finally opened a hotel for guests waiting in line for the popular thrill ride, Test Track.  The attraction, after its recent refurbishment, has drawn impossibly large crowds of people and maintained a constant wait time of approximately 2-3 weeks.

“I’ve been here for so long.  I’ve missed my flight home.  I don’t know where my family is.  The hotel will help a lot,” said an unidentified bearded man who has been in line for an unspecified amount of time.  “Our food rations are running low.  I haven’t bathed in an eternity.  But I still would never use the single rider line because I want to design my own car.”(x).