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Disneyland Becomes the “Second Happiest Place on Earth” After Shanghai Disneyland

In an unsurprising statement at this year’s D23 Expo, Disney Parks executives officially announced that Disneyland Park in California, widely known as the “happiest place on earth,” has officially been demoted to the second happiest place on earth after Disney’s newest park, Shanghai Disneyland, became the new happiest place on earth.

“Theme parks are a lot like children: you have to pick your favorites,” said Disney CEO Bob Iger in a press release.  “Shanghai is gonna be so fucking awesome, man.  Matterhorn can suck a dick; we have a motherfucking TRON coaster.”(x).