Disney Permanently Cancels its Firework ShowsIn an statement made this past Friday, Disney has annou

Disney Permanently Cancels its Firework Shows

In an statement made this past Friday, Disney has announced that it would end its long-held tradition of nightly firework shows at its various theme parks around the world.

“Yeah fireworks cost money and stuff,” said Disney CEO Bob Iger at a press conference earlier today.  “Why spend money on fireworks when we can buy a soLID GOLD 40-FOOT STATUE OF OLAF WEARING REALLY COOL SUNGLASSES TO REPLACE THE SORCERERS HAT??????”

A new nighttime show is in the works for Disney’s Magic Kingdom-style parks, in which guests will be invited to stand around the castle and imagine that there are fireworks in the sky.  The current shows will end by September of this year.(x).