i drew this bc game RNG gave me two (nearly) perfect killing machines but game writers told me they

i drew this bc game RNG gave me two (nearly) perfect killing machines

but game writers told me they never talk actually and can’t be friends

which is BULLSHIT because they are basically gym bros who spend most sundays at the gym (training grounds) where they train incessantly, and ACTUALLY both of them Challenge people to FIGHT ALL THE TIME and you’re telling me they never even considered FIGHTING EACH OTHER to spark an epic friendly rivalry where the loser of the latest bout challenges the other to another practice spar with a different weapon set because it’s clearly not fair the last weapon set didn’t have MY proficiencies in account

are you KIDDING ME not even a SINGLE C support conversation WHO WROTE THIS GAME