I missed Naruto Secret Santa this year </3 but have some silly stories I made up with my frie

I missed Naruto Secret Santa this year </3 but have some silly stories I made up with my friend last year:

Akatsuki CORP.

CEO Marada, wanting to warm up the image of his company, organized a Christmas Eve for his employees. There was a huge Christmas tree in the hall and everyone was encouraged to bring some decorations.

Madara and second CEO Obito decorated the three with Uchiha fans and Aaktsuki clouds.

Itachi bringed glass baubles with hand-painted portraits of his family (Sasuke appeared few times).

Kisame hanged few tiny shark figures.

Sasori put hand made wooden puppets and carved decors. Alsmost as pretty as Itachi’s babules with Sasuke.

Hidan forgot about the whole thing and took of the knife from his back pocket and hanged it on the tree. That should do.

Kakuzu bought the cheapest plastic baubles from Tesco. Not giving two fucks about this waste-of-money holiday.

Zetsu doesn’t know what Christmas is. He murmured something about killing trees and took Hidan’s knife when noone were looking.

Deidara set the whole tree on fire with fireworks, screaming MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!