trek-tracks: You’re issued this when you enter Starfleet service. Every time you try to heroic

trek-tracks:

You’re issued this when you enter Starfleet service. Every time you try to heroically sacrifice yourself for your crewmates/the mission/because it’s Wednesday you get a punch. Fill the card and get a free coffee. 

Bones is very well-caffeinated.

Janeway just wanted the coffee.