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Mr. Spock’s Mood

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Kirk: hello Mr. Spock<3!

Spock: captain

*Kirk experiences anguish*

Kirk: are you in a bad mood Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: I am not in a bad mood captain

Kirk what happened?

Spock: what? I’m not in a bad mood

Kirk: Bones! Watch out Spock<3 is in a bad mood! 

Bones: oh

Spock: I assure you I am not

Bunze: Spock that green blood sugar of yours is probably low. A snack will probably improve your mood

Kirk: yeah! How about a snack!

Spock: my mood is fine

Sulu: when I am in a bad mood a short nap usually does the trick

Chekov: or a litol valk around the ship!

Uhura: what’s going on is somebody upset? Is it Spock?

Bones: let me check your vitals

Kirk: Mr. Spock</3

*spock sighs*

Kirk: it’s okay Mr. Spock<3 everybody has bad mood sometimes

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Shout out to Rachy (ckc), anonymous, and Bloopotronic for putting some more sand in my collectible ko-fi hourglass! I’m going to use the funds to steal birds from trees!

If anybody else likes my work, and wants to help me do more crimes, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

Funny Bones

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Kirk: Wacha thinkin bout Mr. Spock<3?

Spock: just taking a moment to experience the sensations of the moment

Spock: I find it helps me recall these memories more clearly, which is useful for when we are not together

Mccoy: JIM!

Mccoy: STOP drawing pictures of me & writing “funny bones“ on patient x-rays!!

Mccoy: and YOU Spock

McCoy sizzles

McCoy: STOP LETTING HIM!!

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Another shout out to Ilinca for lining my ko-fi coat with lovely silk! I’m using the money to blow up the sun!

If anybody else out there enjoys my work, and has some extra coin laying about, my ko-fi link is in my bio!

Is That Mr. Spock?

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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??

Kirk: Lemme talk to him!

Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!

Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.

Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.

Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM

Spock on communicator : c-captain?

Somehow, I’m all three of them right now.

[ID: Sketchy art of a battered-looking Bones, Spock, and Jim walking. Bones and Spock look exhausted and are trudging along, while Jim is grinning hugely and marching on. End ID] ID thanks to @princess-of-purple-prose<3

tobadlygo:

Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.

Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.

Bones: I meant your father?

Spock:

Spock:Continue

duxduxdux:

Is That Mr. Spock?

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Kirk: is that mr Spock<3??

Kirk: Lemme talk to him!

Kirk: I wanna talk to Spock<3 Bones!

Bones: I’LL CALL YOU BACK LATER SPOCK.

Bones: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COMMUNICATOR JIM. USE IT.

Kirk: HI MR. SPOCK <3 IT’S ME JIM

Spock on communicator : c-captain?

some recent tos doodles from twitter lol

I got inspired after I decided Bones was part dragon in the tags of the last thing I posted.  Now evI got inspired after I decided Bones was part dragon in the tags of the last thing I posted.  Now evI got inspired after I decided Bones was part dragon in the tags of the last thing I posted.  Now ev

I got inspired after I decided Bones was part dragon in the tags of the last thing I posted.  Now everyone’s part dragon.


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Has Bones ever smiled on a transporter pad?  Probably not, but I like imagining scenes where he’s th

Has Bones ever smiled on a transporter pad?  Probably not, but I like imagining scenes where he’s the steady support for our ever logical Vulcan


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For @drmcbonesThe Captain and CMO are stranded on a planet and await rescue from a certain Science OFor @drmcbonesThe Captain and CMO are stranded on a planet and await rescue from a certain Science OFor @drmcbonesThe Captain and CMO are stranded on a planet and await rescue from a certain Science OFor @drmcbonesThe Captain and CMO are stranded on a planet and await rescue from a certain Science O

For@drmcbones

The Captain and CMO are stranded on a planet and await rescue from a certain Science Officer/Executive Officer


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