Pupdate #11 April 4, 2017Okay, okay, okay. I know. It’s been yet another year since I last pos

Pupdate #11 April 4, 2017

Okay, okay, okay. I know. It’s been yet another year since I last posted. But you gotta understand, it’s hard to type when you have paws as big as mine. But I’m done making excuses. I need to be a better blogging puppy. I know. New year, new me. (Just ignore the fact that the year is already a quarter done)

So, today Taylor was being especially nice. Like, way too nice. She took me to walk around campus. I was immediately suspicious. She knows campus is my all-time favorite sniffing spot. However, when we arrived, I knew it was all too good to be true. As usual everything revolved around Taylor. She wanted to take pictures for her stupid blog. Does anyone even read that shit? Oops, my mom has been trying to encourage me to swear less. But anyways, nobody wants to see pictures of Taylor anyways. I’m the real star. Never forget it.

So, here she is posing and shit stuff. And I don’t want to be any part of it. You know what I want to be doing? Running around. Eating leaves. Chasing the bunnies. Chasing the students. Especially the international ones who squeal really loudly and look frightened when they see me. Have they never met a dog as cute as me before? Well, obviously not. 

Love,

Oaks