*God, Jared! You’re such a dick! Did you really think we wouldn’t find out?* >Wha

*God, Jared! You’re such a dick! Did you really think we wouldn’t find out?*

>What do you mean, KiKi?

*Don’t play innocent, Jared! *

+Yeah! Jared! We figured it out when we bought the same glasses. We compared out titties and our asses and our pussies and everything. You used that wishbone thingy to make us the same!+

>That’s just silly, CiCi. I can totally tell you apart. Your hair is more wavy than KiKi’s

+Well, maybe we aren’t exactly the same, but we totally look like twins! Why would you make me look like your hot girlfriend?+

*No, CiCi! You ARE his girlfriend. I’m his hot sister! And why would you make your girlfriend look like your sister or your sister look like your girlfriend? That’s sick, Jared!*

+I’m his girlfriend? Well that’s a relief, I guess. I’ve been so confused lately. But I thought you said you were fucking him, KiKi?+

*I am, but that’s not the point, CiCi! The point is that Jared made us look like hot twins with that magic bone thingy and we’re going to punish him for doing it!*

+Oh! Yeah! I forgot! Jared, you are totally getting punished!+

>Oh no! How are you girls going to punish me?

*i’ll tell you, Jared! Tonight, instead of you fucking your hot girlfriend or your hot sister, WE are going to fuck EACH OTHER! With fingers and tongues and dildos and anything else we want to use! And YOU are just going to have to WATCH!*

+That’s right, Jared! And afterward, you’re just getting ONE blowjob! No more getting blown by your hot girlfriend and then sneaking off for seconds from your hot sister!+

*Yep! CiCi and I have been practicing doing it together on a dildo! Half as much work for us, half as much fun for you! What do you have to say to that, Jared?*

>Gosh, girls, that’s tough. But I guess it’s fair.

+Oh, you better hope it’s fair, Jared! Cuz if you aren’t punished enough tonight, we just might do the same thing again in the morning!+