#bimbofication
Die neu gemachten Krallen meines @ficktier, in Kombination mit ihren aufgespritzten Ficklippen.
“Dude, this beer is so fucking awesome!” Brett exclaimed for the dozenth time that night.
“I knew you’d love it, Brett,” said Jared, handing him another bottle.
“Man, I don’t just love it,” Brett clarified. “I, like, LOVE it, you know? Like, it’s like I love it!”
“Drink your beer, Brett,” Jared insisted, and of course he did as he was hidden.
“Washisshit called again? ” Brett asked.
“I call it bimbeer,” Jared reminded him.
“Yeah, that wuz it!” Brett agreed.“iss bimbeer! Bimbeer iss my favrt beer! I would toally fuck this beer!”
“Oh, the feeling is mutual, I assure you,” Jared said.
“Huh?” Brett asked.
“Drink your beer, Brett,” Jared prompted
“Fuck yeah I’m gonna drink this beer!” Brett declared, and did so.
***
“Oh God…how many beers did I drink last night?” Brett asked, then wondered at the sound of her voice.
“Well, from the look of you, Bret, I’d say you drank just the right amount,” Jared grinned, looking lasciviously at her.
“Oh my God!” Brett exclaimed, grabbing her big fake tits. “I’m a chick!”
“I’d say you’re a bimbo, Bret,” Jared said with an appraising eye.
“A bimbo?” She asked. “Wait…bimbeer. the beer was bimbeer, right?”
“You remembered!” Jared praised. “Good girl!”
“I really loved the bimbeer…” She admitted.
“Well, I’ve got more,” Jared said.
“You do?” She said, perking up, her mouth watering. “Oh, but wait! The beer…the bimbeer…it turned me into a bimbo!”
“But you really like it, right Brett?” He reminded her, opening a bottle and waving it at her temptingly.
“I do love it…” She said, her eyes transfixed on the bit of foam emerging from the neck. “But it turned me into, like….I really like it!”
“Go ahead and have a little more, Brett,” Jared pressed. “It will help you with your head.”
"I am a little hung over,“ she admitted.
"It’ll help with that too!” He assured her.
And four breakfast bimbeers later, as Brett bobbed her blonde head along Jared’s shaft, she had to admit he was right.
Bimbo 101: Take ass pics on the bathroom sink
Challenge #1: Flash in public
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