I have a little bimbo and her name is Babsie Bunny
She has two bimbo boobies and a hungry bimbo cunnie
She likes to hop about and give her little tush a wiggle
She shakes her tits with joy and then she’ll giggle, giggle, giggle.
She used to be a student when her name was Barbra Dunny
But tuition is expensive so poor Barbra needed money.
She took a waitress job at my beer joint called Bunny Dreams
Though she dreaded working at a place with clearly sexist themes.
She almost up and quit when I gave her the bunny ears
But once she put the headband on it mollified her fears.
For the band was made by BimboTech, all full of high tech wiring
And soon she had no worries, cuz those neurons just weren’t firing.
Her brain had started floating in a sea of dopamine
As I took her to the break room and the BimboTech flat screen
Where I played for her a video: ‘Waitress Orientation’
Coming back three hours later, she was deep in masturbation.
That’s when I first called her Babsie and she giggled at the name
And she kept on masturbating, cuz she hadn’t any shame.
I took that moment to present the rest of her outfit.
Although more sexist than the ears, she didn’t want to quit.
Instead she just responded with a happy bimbo squeal
And she stripped and dressed before me with a smile most surreal.
Then I groped her very thoroughly to make sure that it fit
And she giggled and she wiggled ev’ry time I grabbed a tit.
So now she is my bimbo and my customers’ delight
She serves them cheesecake with their beer each and ev’ry night.
But when they file out into cabs because all of the beer’s gone
I lock the front door, strip her down, and fuck her with her ears on.