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Stripper

Arthur’s not the most expert stripper, but that doesn’t matter

Yusuf insists they need a stripper for Robert’s stag party.

Eames hires Arthur.

“Arthur” sounds a little surly, but says he does do party calls, yes, in uniform, of course, what song would Eames like him to use?

“Your choice, pet. I imagine you know how this works better than I do.”

“Arthur” snorts. “I guess”.

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My second Christmas present to the best fandom.

More to come from me, @my-citrus-pocketand@deadbeforeithappens (when she gets a second to write!)