Imagine being a member of Daily Bugle’s editing staff who the Green Goblin abducts as “c

Imagine being a member of Daily Bugle’s editing staff who the Green Goblin abducts as “collateral.” 

Your kidnapper held up a green tube labeled CX. 00009, before wagging it in front of your face. 

“Do you know what this is, my dear?”

You instinctively crossed your legs. 

“Hm, I wasn’t going to ‘goblinize’ you that way, but I may as well fulfill your expectations.” 

Note:Haven’t seen No Way Homeyet.