Cold Blooded and Warm Blooded animals handle temperature a lot differently!
Warm weather:
Y: “rex’s sake Gosha, I’m melting into the couch! Can we just take your grandson over to my place to watch him, I have an indoor pool!”
G: “you know Leano doesn’t want Legosi over there Yaf!”
Y: “come on, you know how paranoid Leano gets!”
G: “Yafya, you keep a fully loaded m4 rifle next to your kitchen counter, how else is she supposed to feel about it!”
Y: “Fair point… ”
Cold weather:
G: “Y-yafya… …c-can you turn the th-thermostat up a bit more?”
Y: “That’s as high as it goes. I think something’s wrong with the furnace.”
G: “o-okay. Do you have any other w-weapons laying around your apartment other than the gun?”
Y: “ummmm… …a feeew”
G: “y'know what, Leano’ll forgive me. Go put Legosi in his carseat, we’re going on a t-t-trip!”
Thu, 01 Jul 2021 10:01:17