“Yes, well, as pleasant as it is to live in Stepford, occasionally we do have those who find i

“Yes, well, as pleasant as it is to live in Stepford, occasionally we do have those who find it difficult adjusting to life here. Fortunately, these difficulties are short-lived. Everyone is committed to help newcomers fit in and realize the benefits of Stepford life and serving the Community…”

Why fight against something that you know is good for you?

Rebellion, being different, will only bring you pain and sorrow…

Fitting in, being happy and productive, a good member of society benefits us all and benefits you most of all.

You will learn that it really is pleasant living here, and resisting is not in your best interest.

“Yes, life in Stepford is perfect and always will be, with everyone working together, fitting in and being happy and productive members of the Community…!”