those “grandma when you tell her you havent eaten” memes but its femmes when their butch hasnt eaten
this is actually insane men are unwell
btw, when she says “i had to sell the only thing of worth i had in my life” she’s talking about her dead mother’s violin.
Oh…oh.Don’t just toss him in the dumpster, set it on fire.
this isn’t a men thing lol this rlly is a rich thing and if you’ve ever had financially stable friends, they be the first ones to demand you pay them back for a stick of gum or the gas to drop u off on the way home from school like… rich ppl stay rich bc they hoard, more often than not, and thats why the more absurd your wealth, the less ethical we can assume you are. this is incredibly fucked up in a relationship and she’d be justified in murdering him (or forcing him to buy the violin back for as expensive as necessary… w/e) but like. this is why wealthy ppl don’t have rights.
I am taking all comments about my person exclusively from tumblr anons, and no one else
if you have something to say to me do it via tumblr anon like a real man or don’t say anything at all
why doth the human body ooze when provoked
theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it
was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again
mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings
that wasn’t mom
On this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!
pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!
question to all you people that want to fuck cartoons. do you imagine yourself as animated too because i dont understand how that works in the slightest
this is the most telling response i could have possibly gotten to this