16th-cornelia-street:

Emily: I’m moronosexual. I’m exclusively, and tragically, attracted to dumbasses.

Jesse: Hey Emily, watch me throw this couch and then speed over to catch it.

(throws couch and speed bursts forward in time to get knocked over by weight of couch as she is pinned under it.)

Jesse: Help.

Emily: God I want that one. 

zalein:

Control Shitposts Part 3

(Part 1) (Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)

dangernoodler:

I drew Dr. Darling and babby Dylan from CONTROL. Then someone on Reddit was like, “Now draw him shirtless”… so I DID.

Was anyone else surprised Darling’s secretly swol?

mortimermcmirestinks:

mine is Smash

thanks to @fbcbreakroom​ for the name

pevelis:

do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies

orallech:

caralhizada:

babebtch:

7gxlden-deactivated20220227:

vokere:

vokere:

boranology:

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ilydead-deactivated20220428: