This was way funnier in my head, I am sorry
so Lady is a name. and Guy is a name. can you imagine some couple who are just lady and guy
Like Lady Dimitrescu and Guy Fieri?
EXACTLY Like Lady Dimitrescu And Guy Fieri
Love is stored in bear pokémon
Smoliv
rspct-trans-ppl-or-ill-bite-u:
Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That’s funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: … My what now?
These comments are breaking me
Now sea shanty TikTok is turning regular songs into shanties and it is FANTASTIC.
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it
me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing
and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting
exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language
my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school
every time we see each other my brother and i raise our elbows and start walking at each other/ standing completely still
its exactly like this
My bro and I do some weird bird dominance thing where we hold our arms out and make weird sounds while bobbing our heads. This shit is normal yet no fictional siblings seem to have that connection.
Whenever my older brother, who’s a true jock, and I cross paths either inside or outside the house he will run to tackle me at full speed like a professional linebacker. I just mutter “shit” to myself whenever i see him and start running for my life. I think it’s a way to maintain the hierarchy and show me that he is still the stronger one
Self care is not doing a damn thing but pop a big bowl of popcorn and listen to an audiobook of Stephen King’s Carrie.