aquariumwhore:

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

grox:

vergak:

sabertoothwalrus:

crunchydude:

grawly:

This hotel TV is good because it has picture in picture mode

dr phil no death run

sloppystyle:

chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me: *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain: 

beste-glatisant:

loserforever:

beste-glatisant:

v-lagopus:

beste-glatisant:

alatar-and-pallando:

beste-glatisant:

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

you rn

my body is naught but a waystation for water

“Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”

–Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

incorporating that into my belief system

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

lumberjackloving:

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever

mawhrin-skel:

niedopalek:

(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it

memeclassheroes:

shrikesing:

33v0:

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

catboymoments:

I’m starting a little comic series with lucida… here’s part 1! I think I’ll call it “Familial Ties.”

minceraftcake:

my best friend

sapphicfuck:

pearlfey:

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

I’M A PORCUPINE

vendeluxe:

vendeluxe:

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

lemonsweet:

lemonsweet:

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone