lycandrew222:

temeraire:

>looking for the dracula castle

>ask the landlady if the castle is creepy or wet

>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet

>she weeps and says “it’s an evil castle sir”

>go to castle

>its wet

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

dyatlovpasst4t:

grumfield:

Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

simicmimic:

iskarieot:

me and the besties reading about our honorary girl mutual jonathan harker liveblogging his business trip like

He gets to sleep in today, remember? :) I’m sure he’s cozy in his little bed in, um, Castle Dracula

balaclava-trismegistus:

cocklengthguesser:

balaclava-trismegistus:

i take drugs to get more autistic, like dune

10 inches

more

rabdoidal:

i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory