serenfire:

btw i need the dracula daily gang to know that, unlike most paprika in the world that is extremely mild, hungarian paprika is actually hot

astralarias:

I’m very tired and for a moment my brain mixed these two options up and I read “let people top you”

guillotinedream:

sleepdopesmoker:

moldpuppy:

nosebleedclub:

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

kaijuno:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

romulanale:

amourtality:

stop having casual sex with men

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

frootrollup1:

hipchoice:

melonyswife:

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

shutup-rachel:

I thought the funny part about Dracula was that the characters didn’t know they were in Dracula but so far it looks like Jonathan Harker exclusively doesn’t know he’s in Dracula and everyone else has a pretty solid idea of what’s going on