#100 what i would do if someone tried to kiss me
Sometimes, it makes me happy to remember that Vlad Tepes (aka Dracula) had a younger brother called Radu the Handsome, who was the boyfriend of Sultan Mehmet of Turkey.
Their relationship didn’t start as smoothly as Mehmet hoped. He was too forward, and Radu shanked him in the leg, bolted and hid up a tree until he knew it was safe to come down. Still, seems to have improved after that.
