367.15 - Pass It Along

Prompt: Pregnancy becomes contagious.; like getting sneezed on by a pregnant person can ‘infect’ someone else, regardless of their gender.

A/N: I really liked this idea so I decided to write something about it. Enjoy! ~ Andy

The doctors and scientists don’t quite know how it all started. There weren’t any answers and there wasn’t a cure yet since they couldn’t figure out what was really happening or why…

Mia was five months pregnant when she had sex with Shawn, who was her husband and the father of the baby she was carrying. Within a matter of hours Shawn’s stomach expaned and he developed a slight pouch. He didn’t see anyone about it until two months later when he started to get cramps. At first they thought that it might be cancer or a tumor. They were flabbergasted to discover a baby instead. His condition was closely monitored and he spent the next month in the hospital. He didn’t have breasts or a uterus. He was still 100% male. They pulled out a healthy little girl via caesarean section. There was no placenta or umbilical cord, but she seemed completely normal. They couldn’t explain it.

Mia had a baby shower when she was seven months pregnant and shortly afterwards five of her friends were suddenly expecting their own babies. Their bellies bulged overnight and they all gave birth to healthy children at around the same time. Maybe these incidents were just isolated to Mia though…

Julie lived halfway around the world and she was still working despite the fact that she was due in a few weeks. She had a cushy job in an office though so she figured that she would be fine. On that particular day her Braxton Hicks were worse than ever. Apparently her twins had other plans and her water broke. Her coworkers were quick to help her as best as they could and the first twin arrived before the ambulance did. The second one followed while they were in route to the hospital. Suddenly, the very next morning, ten different people were woken up by Braxton Hicks or labor pain. It didn’t matter if they were female or male; old or young.

Mike was Julie’s boss and in his late fifties when some strange movement from his abdomen woke him up. It was particularly uncomfortable to have two babies jostling around in places they shouldn’t be… It felt like they were kicking his lungs and pressing down on his bladder. He slowly sat up and one of the twins shifted against his prostate as his muscles contracted. There was a tremendous amount of pressure, but nowhere for the baby to go. He was rushed into emergency surgery and the twins were pulled out of him.

Stella was an escort on the west coast of the United States and she slept with multiple people throughout her pregnancy. She even had Dave fuck her while she was in labor. Stella gave birth shortly thereafter with Dave’s help. Dave’s case was more rapid than the others. His own baby began to grow while he was having sex with Stella and neither of them really noticed his abdomen quickly expanding over the next few hours either. Dave had a birth fetish and a pregnancy fetish. He was extremely turned on by the unexpected turn of events. Stella didn’t really understand what was happening and she was too worn out to protest another round. Dave fucked her again even as he felt the pressure growing and a heavy weight pushed down on his prostate, making him cum multiple times.

His contractions were insense and he desperately wanted to know what it felt like to give birth. He didn’t call for help right away since he figured that his labor would be quick like Stella’s… The urge to push washed over him for hours and the baby remained firmly lodged on his prostate. Then Dave realized at long last that he wasn’t built like Stella… Stella was starting to look pregnant again by the time they reached the hospital.

The news began to spread. They simply said that pregnancy was contagious. There wasn’t really any other way to say it.

A lot of people didn’t believe the reports and they had to experience it first hand for themselves. It took a few months for the truth to settle in. There was a massive baby boom. Contagious pregnancies were everywhere. Men and women of all ages from all walks of life. Some individuals sought it out on purpose once it was fact instead of fiction. Those poor people who had tried IVF and had trouble conceiving. Those who weren’t really interested in any kind of relationship, but still wanted children of their own. Those weirdos like Dave, who got off at the mere thought and were now able to fulfill their fantasies.

Personally I give pregnant people a wide berth. I don’t want to get pregnant after all…