#a view to a queue
mary shelley: pours her heart and soul into the creature’s ability to eloquently express his deepest and most painful feelings to frankenstein through literal pages and pages of speech
modern media: makes the creature unable to utter anything but grunts and scary sounds
Actually im pretty sure he only knew french so thats true to the source material
broke: frankenstein’s monster was evil
woke: frankenstein’s monster wasn’t evil, he was abandoned by his creator
bespoke: frankenstein’s monster was evil bc he was french
Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals
yeah sure ill reblog that
This isnt a joke my favorite piece of writing advice that I’ve ever seen is someone that said if you were stuck with a fic and couldn’t figure out why or what was wrong, your problem is actually usually about ten sentences back. Maybe there was something wonky about the tone or the dialogue or you added something that didn’t fit but it’s usually ten sentences back. And every single time I get stuck in a fic I count back ten sentences and it’s always fucking there
If you write yourself into a corner, back out of the corner.
Really, do I?
This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy
“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”
i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
cant get sentences like this anywhere else
In every wood in every spring there is a different green.
*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef
post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word
I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time
Another
Ivan Aivazovsky (1817-1900) - Luz de luna