After several unfortunate confection related incidents, candy canes are now considered deadly weapons. As such, you must have a concealed weapons permit to have them in your possession. Those who wonder why this has come to pass have clearly never eaten a candy cane, and would never be approved for a permit in the first place.
As always, we wish you happy holidays, and hope that you survive to see the new year.
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) introduced legislation on Tuesday that would strip “woke corporations like Disney” of special protections enabling companies to hold copyright material for decades.
The Copyright Clause Restoration Act would limit copyrighted material to 56 years and apply the new rule retroactively, meaning Disney and other companies could immediately lose some copyright protections if the law were passed.
The measure is the latest Republican attack on Disney, which last month was stripped of its self-governing status at its amusement park in Orlando, Fla., after Gov. Ron DeSantis took issue with the media company for speaking out against the state’s “Don’t Say Gay” law, which prohibits the discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity from kindergarten through third grade.
Hawley’s bill goes after Disney’s long-running list of iconic characters stretching from Mickey Mouse to Marvel superheroes.
Hawley said in a press release that “the age of Republican handouts to Big Business is over.”
God it’s like watching a more morally bankrupt Freddy vs Jason
Hawley said in a press release that “the age of Republican handouts to Big Business is over.”
So you agree that Republicans have been giving handouts to Big Business prior to this?
