#abe goldfarb

the actual best way to see beetlejuice on broadway is twice: once in october, with a beautiful cryptid you know who has made a two person sandworm outfit, and again in january with the same beautiful cryptid, because your tall handsome broadway friend was out sick in october.

highlights of the backstage tour include all of it, every bit of it, and in particular the sandworms which do not at all work how I thought they would.